I have noticed lately that I am getting older, but only in the last couple days. Oh yeah, I have gotten significantly bigger too. I have been thinking about the dialogue between old and young self lately, here is how I picture it being played out:
OS: Man I used to be good looking
YS: Yeah, what did you do to me
OS: Same as you did, without the metabolism
OS: Hey why don’t you spend more time figuring out what you are going to be doing in 20 years, and less time looking at and thinking about woman.
YS: Wait a minute, did you just say there are not going to be women in 20 years, I need a girl friend
OS: (Silent Disbelief)
YS: What are you doing now
OS: Working around Seattle
YS: Sweet, have you been to any Soundgarden or Pearl Jam concerts?
OS: Well I’m a Pastor
YS: Oh, (long pause) I guess not then
I am not sure that either one of these guys was too impressed with each other.